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① to find accounts that income, not income taxes, see the separate cost of looking away meet
②, MO Changes in inventories of negligence ;
③ For the first full-adjustment costs, the difference remained behind to find
④ financial costs there are exceptions, pay attention to separate the direct tax category to
⑤ turn, operating Fixed assets
⑥ go bad, wages, depreciation, amortization, there would be no where to go back to pay off
⑦ separate deal for workers.
How to understand every word it? Do not worry, we look one by one. Section ① sentence for sale of goods or rendering of services received in cash, as the direct method is based on operating income in the income statement starting point, so we see operating income, to find a receivables (accounts receivable, should be bills receivable, etc.).
uncollected taxes and then make a separate account (the money received as cash flow before tax) that is included in accounts receivable collection of taxes should be part of, if not the actual cash the loans Hutchison taxes payable, other, the discounted deal, will have discounted notes receivable discounted due to income (included in finance costs) for the anti-tune.
In short, during the
Accounts receivable (debit or credit)
loans: the main business income tax payable
notes receivable ;
ii) interest on the discounted deal
by: Finance costs
Credit: Cash flow from operating activities - sales of goods received in cash
For example: notes occurred by 10 million (if in March occurred) in May after the discount, the discount rate is 1 million. But from the beginning and end of the report to see, notes receivable remained unchanged, but you can not adjust for cash flows, as is the actual cash flow of 9 million.
when discounted: By: Finance costs 10,000 for the cash flow statement:
by: Bank of deposit 90,000 10,000 Finance costs
Credit: Accounts Notes 10 million cash flow from operating activities
10000
iii) the adjustment of tax payable by
: Cash flow from operating activities
Credit: Tax payable
first ② sentence the beginning and end of the value changes to see if with this project, the relevant adjustments.
first ③ sentence costs The contents of the back of the six only be transferred back.
the 6 items are: provision for bad debts, prepaid expenses, accumulated depreciation, amortization of intangible assets to meet the management staff wages to meet the management staff welfare (without any adjustment to operating expenses) ④
first sentence of direct carry-over, operating income, operating expenses, fixed assets are from the overage, shortage that came naturally to find the fixed assets. ⑥
first sentence refers to these items do not affect cash flow, then reverse arrival back on it
by: cash flow from operating activities - paid for other operating activities the cash
Credit: Provision for bad debts, accumulated depreciation, amortization of financing fees, no No. ⑦ sentence
paid to employees, and cash payments for employees than the special, sold separately accounting. In general, there are three to consider.
① during the Interest and finance costs in the discounted cash tax payable
② received during the Accumulated depreciation, accrued payroll, welfare payable, prepaid expenses, taxes (VAT).
③ during the Provision for bad debts, prepaid expenses, accumulated depreciation, management salaries payable to meet the management staff welfare expenses, amortization of intangible assets.
mastered these three cases, I think there is less cash flow difficulties, and other content are very easy to operate. Accounting for content】 【
- Investment
formulas are as follows】 【
long-term equity investment, distribution of cash dividends during the holding period:
formulas are as follows】 【
in the income tax which, on the deduction of entertainment expenses ratio is: 15000000 and below 5%., 15 million more than 3%
afternoon (5%.) mountain (3%). to entertain items recorded were: (1) show that the date; (7) signature of the drawer.
Name of payee) the amount (determined by amount) does not matter (unconditional payment)
Law last chapter, the liability of tax law
First, do not file tax returns, paying less tax or no tax: 50% less than 5 times a fine
Second, tax: 50% more than 5 times the fine
three taxes: 50% 5 times the fine
four tax evasion: 50% of a fine of 5 times
Fourth, tax fraud: a fine of not more than five times five
refusal to pay taxes: a fine of not more than five times the police
comrades say to you:
you stole the money (to) not to declare, not turned over, but also to escape Monastic: Five Cup (times) Semi
If you deceive the government. Monastic recalcitrant in the end: one to five cups (times)
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Sample of the ridiculous money is not everything
the audience, here is a good 90 money order sample quotations, a classic!
1, our goal: to money, to make thick.
2, Hogan opened his aging mother to know that you are an evildoer.
3, clearly show easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent.
4, Day did not drop any on me, I'm still bitter mind, work my muscles.
5, read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mix!
6, not long southern red beans, long my face, thinking the truth!
7, I am convinced that there will be a woman is tortured by my came to this world.
8, Journey to the West to tell us: where there are monsters in the background have been picked up, those who have no background killed by a stick.
9, do you have any unhappy things? Say it to make us happy.
10, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look.
11, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
12, I curse your buying instant noodles without seasoning packets.
13, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah.
14, my mother asked me if I have a girlfriend what, I said no, my mother said: you can have, and I said: This really is not ... ...
15, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
17, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
18, is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love.
19, when life in the harbor vicious black humor, everything became engaged, I yielded to transform itself into a highly educated rogue.
20, time is too thin, too wide fingers.
21, little girls in my dreams and looking for a white horse, opened his eyes all over the world that does not slip autumn gray donkey, distraught, you can only pick from the donkeys in the able-bodied, this donkey to be named: affordable men.
22, I'm going to cry, I'm going downtown, night night without sleep, his hand a bottle of sleeping pills, hold a small rope to hang himself. Have to fall in love again ugly, talking about the world is full of love.
23, who do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, be courteous one-third; who repeated me, I stitch; people also attacked, extermination.
24, I turned to forget you passerby, so how can accompany you to the horizon Love wasted?
25, intermittent symptoms during the onset of depression, if you're strangers, acquaintances do not find.
26, no health insurance and life insurance, after dark, not courageous ... ...
27, poetry and painting will not, cook and Xianlei.
28, said that money is evil, are fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that lonely at the top, all in climbing; that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; that heaven is good, do not go!
29, crowded bus is included Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and many other sports and fitness programs in an integrated movement.
30, I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
31, hand in my pocket, and who do not love.
32, holding a kitchen knife and cut the wire, all the way to spark with lightning.
33, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
34, What is happiness? happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others Ken Gutou.
35, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
36, they said I was BT, I do CT, the results of my ET.
37, my strengths are: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: My handsome obvious.
38, I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
39, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be buried corpses on the streets is better than violence.
40, free to study feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford a good house
41, said that with only two options, or get busy living or get busy dying, I think I have a third choice: too busy to die.
42, Chunkun lack of autumn weak summer, the winter just sleep.
43, not their own thoughts, the pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not be self-created, since I can not be happy.
44, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me.
45, if you are destined to not give the response I expect. then kept at a safe distance outside of it.
46, please do not put me on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital.
47, a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out.
48, Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha.
49, R & B with hip-hop's spirit came to life like the erhu.
50, ostrich happiness, just a bunch of sand.
51, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!
52, true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face.
53, wash down medicine delivery bottles, hanging to the rope, jumping, waving a small handkerchief off.
54, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
55, fool stole the purse of beggars was blind see, the dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward, and the lame a kick, wanted to pull him guilty of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face Forget it.
57, you have to figure out the script of his life - not your parents sequel to the prequel is not your children, but not outside the articles of your friends.
59, the more quiet while the wind blows the tree, the more I love and he is not.
60, opened his eyes to think one day woke up and found myself sitting in the desk chair school classroom. Teachers just throw to first hit the chalk on his forehead.
61, adolescents are not Hu as rash, bold defiance, and ask where's the theme of old age, then the current year.
62, as a monster, my desire is to eliminate at least one Altman.
64, a few decades to the crematorium all of us to meet a bunch of my pile of ashes you who do not know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer ~
65, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
66, I thought I was very decadent, today I learned that I had scrapped the original.
67, immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive.
68, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky.
69, the sun warm, quiet days is good, you do not, I dare grow old?
70, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in the installation, the key is to be installed as, and loaded a round, there is a threshold, put forward to become to become the legendary Xingqingzhongren, not installed to stuck in there. Is Carmen.
71, my attitude of God, shining moment in the United States. mortals if you're ...
73, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
76, to work! ! Audi to your My Dior.
77, I am a white-collar workers: Today I got paid, to pay the rent utilities, to buy the oil rice noodles, touching his pocket, sighed loudly, and white-collar wages this month, the ...
78, hold hands, the child away. Child say no to go, well, close the dogs!
79, life is like that. never occupied the position of absolute leadership, when the numerous idiot shouted to control the living masters of destiny. did not see, living in the sky on a higher. exposed ridiculed mocking face.
80, he is a pot of water, poured into your pile of rice, a few years later, into a mellow wine with water, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, is not useless, but also The pigs used.
81, do not want to be slaves of the people, willing to be slaves of the yuan.
83, I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, the chatter not so much you want to hear the knock.
84, lives two decades of memorable words have my size of brain seizures, spinal cord spasm. Always to no avail.
85, woke up, the days are dark.
86, Tian tong lao - looks are too, there are three hundred sixty-five inner rift, every crack in a letter to seasons four words, the vicissitudes of life to the demon.
87, things often the case, but also it was too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a horse, not necessarily look back, waiting for you.
88, who we all thought that he could die for love, in fact, people love die, it will only place in the Who Loved a needle on the bar, and then we tears, we toss and turn, and we long illness into health, We tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I was not sand, and then also can not get tangled up the horizon, dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
89, was with friends looking at the stars, along with our tears, he had wanted to, it is because I sprained neck.
90, were not smart, but also learn from others bald.
1, our goal: to money, to make thick.
2, Hogan opened his aging mother to know that you are an evildoer.
3, clearly show easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent.
4, Day did not drop any on me, I'm still bitter mind, work my muscles.
5, read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mix!
6, not long southern red beans, long my face, thinking the truth!
7, I am convinced that there will be a woman is tortured by my came to this world.
8, Journey to the West to tell us: where there are monsters in the background have been picked up, those who have no background killed by a stick.
9, do you have any unhappy things? Say it to make us happy.
10, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look.
11, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
12, I curse your buying instant noodles without seasoning packets.
13, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah.
14, my mother asked me if I have a girlfriend what, I said no, my mother said: you can have, and I said: This really is not ... ...
15, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
17, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
18, is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love.
19, when life in the harbor vicious black humor, everything became engaged, I yielded to transform itself into a highly educated rogue.
20, time is too thin, too wide fingers.
21, little girls in my dreams and looking for a white horse, opened his eyes all over the world that does not slip autumn gray donkey, distraught, you can only pick from the donkeys in the able-bodied, this donkey to be named: affordable men.
22, I'm going to cry, I'm going downtown, night night without sleep, his hand a bottle of sleeping pills, hold a small rope to hang himself. Have to fall in love again ugly, talking about the world is full of love.
23, who do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, be courteous one-third; who repeated me, I stitch; people also attacked, extermination.
24, I turned to forget you passerby, so how can accompany you to the horizon Love wasted?
25, intermittent symptoms during the onset of depression, if you're strangers, acquaintances do not find.
26, no health insurance and life insurance, after dark, not courageous ... ...
27, poetry and painting will not, cook and Xianlei.
28, said that money is evil, are fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that lonely at the top, all in climbing; that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; that heaven is good, do not go!
29, crowded bus is included Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and many other sports and fitness programs in an integrated movement.
30, I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
31, hand in my pocket, and who do not love.
32, holding a kitchen knife and cut the wire, all the way to spark with lightning.
33, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
34, What is happiness? happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others Ken Gutou.
35, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
36, they said I was BT, I do CT, the results of my ET.
37, my strengths are: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: My handsome obvious.
38, I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
39, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be buried corpses on the streets is better than violence.
40, free to study feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford a good house
41, said that with only two options, or get busy living or get busy dying, I think I have a third choice: too busy to die.
42, Chunkun lack of autumn weak summer, the winter just sleep.
43, not their own thoughts, the pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not be self-created, since I can not be happy.
44, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me.
45, if you are destined to not give the response I expect. then kept at a safe distance outside of it.
46, please do not put me on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital.
47, a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out.
48, Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha.
49, R & B with hip-hop's spirit came to life like the erhu.
50, ostrich happiness, just a bunch of sand.
51, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!
52, true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face.
53, wash down medicine delivery bottles, hanging to the rope, jumping, waving a small handkerchief off.
54, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
55, fool stole the purse of beggars was blind see, the dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward, and the lame a kick, wanted to pull him guilty of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face Forget it.
57, you have to figure out the script of his life - not your parents sequel to the prequel is not your children, but not outside the articles of your friends.
59, the more quiet while the wind blows the tree, the more I love and he is not.
60, opened his eyes to think one day woke up and found myself sitting in the desk chair school classroom. Teachers just throw to first hit the chalk on his forehead.
61, adolescents are not Hu as rash, bold defiance, and ask where's the theme of old age, then the current year.
62, as a monster, my desire is to eliminate at least one Altman.
64, a few decades to the crematorium all of us to meet a bunch of my pile of ashes you who do not know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer ~
65, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
66, I thought I was very decadent, today I learned that I had scrapped the original.
67, immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive.
68, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky.
69, the sun warm, quiet days is good, you do not, I dare grow old?
70, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in the installation, the key is to be installed as, and loaded a round, there is a threshold, put forward to become to become the legendary Xingqingzhongren, not installed to stuck in there. Is Carmen.
71, my attitude of God, shining moment in the United States. mortals if you're ...
73, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
76, to work! ! Audi to your My Dior.
77, I am a white-collar workers: Today I got paid, to pay the rent utilities, to buy the oil rice noodles, touching his pocket, sighed loudly, and white-collar wages this month, the ...
78, hold hands, the child away. Child say no to go, well, close the dogs!
79, life is like that. never occupied the position of absolute leadership, when the numerous idiot shouted to control the living masters of destiny. did not see, living in the sky on a higher. exposed ridiculed mocking face.
80, he is a pot of water, poured into your pile of rice, a few years later, into a mellow wine with water, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, is not useless, but also The pigs used.
81, do not want to be slaves of the people, willing to be slaves of the yuan.
83, I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, the chatter not so much you want to hear the knock.
84, lives two decades of memorable words have my size of brain seizures, spinal cord spasm. Always to no avail.
85, woke up, the days are dark.
86, Tian tong lao - looks are too, there are three hundred sixty-five inner rift, every crack in a letter to seasons four words, the vicissitudes of life to the demon.
87, things often the case, but also it was too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a horse, not necessarily look back, waiting for you.
88, who we all thought that he could die for love, in fact, people love die, it will only place in the Who Loved a needle on the bar, and then we tears, we toss and turn, and we long illness into health, We tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I was not sand, and then also can not get tangled up the horizon, dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
89, was with friends looking at the stars, along with our tears, he had wanted to, it is because I sprained neck.
90, were not smart, but also learn from others bald.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Do not necessarily have to love a person
In a very quiet and beautiful small town, there are a very affectionate lover, every day they go to the beach to watch the sunrise, sunset at the beach to send each person they met them cast envious eyes.
But one day, in a car accident, the girl was seriously wounded, she quietly lying on a hospital bed, woke up several days and nights are not. During the day, the boy was at her bedside, call sweetheart who was unconscious; night, he went to the small town church praying to God that he had though we cried tears.
month later, the girl was still sleeping, while the boy was already emaciated, but he is still hard to sustain. Finally one day, God was moved by him was. So he decided to make an exception for him. God asked him: promised turned into three years of dragonflies, will you? dragonfly, he bid farewell to the God they hurry to fly to the hospital. The girl really woke up, and she is still talking with a doctor next to something, but he can not hear.
few days later, the girl was discharged, but she was not happy. Her around to find the whereabouts of the boy, but no one knows what the boy gone. Looking for girls all day long, but the boy had the dragonfly is around her all the time, but he would not cry, do not embrace, he could only suffer in silence she turned a blind eye. Summer has passed, the autumn chill wind the leaves, dragonflies had to leave. So the last time he landed on the girl's shoulders. He wanted to use their wings touched her face with a small mouth to kiss her forehead, but his body is still weak enough to be her discovery.
blink of an eye, spring, and dragonflies can not wait to fly back to his lover. However, she was a familiar figure standing next to a tall and handsome young man, that moment, the dragonfly almost fell from the air. People talked about how after the accident the girl was a serious disease, described how a male doctor on TV drama of the good, lovely, also described how their love was taken for granted, of course, describes the girl was happy again as before.
dragonfly very sad, in the next few days, he often saw the man bring his lover to see the sunrise at the beach, watching the sunset at the beach at night, and In addition to his own occasional rest on the shoulders of her outside to do anything.
particularly long summer of that year, dragonflies flying in pain every day, and he has the courage to approach his former lover. Between her and the man whispered softly, his and her happy laughter, have made him choke.
third year of the summer, the dragonfly is not often go to visit his lover was. By doctors her shoulder light hold, her face gently kissing a male doctor, there is no time to watch a sad dragonflies, but not in the mood to remember the past.
God soon agreed to a three-year period. On the last day, the dragonfly former lover with the male doctor at the wedding.
dragonfly flew into the church quietly, falls on the shoulders of God, he heard the following vow to God says: I will! He looked at the doctor putting the ring on the hands of former lover, then look at their sweet kiss. Dragonfly shed tears.
God sighed: a. Do not necessarily have to love a person, but people have to have a good love him. Dragonfly you have on your shoulders?
But one day, in a car accident, the girl was seriously wounded, she quietly lying on a hospital bed, woke up several days and nights are not. During the day, the boy was at her bedside, call sweetheart who was unconscious; night, he went to the small town church praying to God that he had though we cried tears.
month later, the girl was still sleeping, while the boy was already emaciated, but he is still hard to sustain. Finally one day, God was moved by him was. So he decided to make an exception for him. God asked him: promised turned into three years of dragonflies, will you? dragonfly, he bid farewell to the God they hurry to fly to the hospital. The girl really woke up, and she is still talking with a doctor next to something, but he can not hear.
few days later, the girl was discharged, but she was not happy. Her around to find the whereabouts of the boy, but no one knows what the boy gone. Looking for girls all day long, but the boy had the dragonfly is around her all the time, but he would not cry, do not embrace, he could only suffer in silence she turned a blind eye. Summer has passed, the autumn chill wind the leaves, dragonflies had to leave. So the last time he landed on the girl's shoulders. He wanted to use their wings touched her face with a small mouth to kiss her forehead, but his body is still weak enough to be her discovery.
blink of an eye, spring, and dragonflies can not wait to fly back to his lover. However, she was a familiar figure standing next to a tall and handsome young man, that moment, the dragonfly almost fell from the air. People talked about how after the accident the girl was a serious disease, described how a male doctor on TV drama of the good, lovely, also described how their love was taken for granted, of course, describes the girl was happy again as before.
dragonfly very sad, in the next few days, he often saw the man bring his lover to see the sunrise at the beach, watching the sunset at the beach at night, and In addition to his own occasional rest on the shoulders of her outside to do anything.
particularly long summer of that year, dragonflies flying in pain every day, and he has the courage to approach his former lover. Between her and the man whispered softly, his and her happy laughter, have made him choke.
third year of the summer, the dragonfly is not often go to visit his lover was. By doctors her shoulder light hold, her face gently kissing a male doctor, there is no time to watch a sad dragonflies, but not in the mood to remember the past.
God soon agreed to a three-year period. On the last day, the dragonfly former lover with the male doctor at the wedding.
dragonfly flew into the church quietly, falls on the shoulders of God, he heard the following vow to God says: I will! He looked at the doctor putting the ring on the hands of former lover, then look at their sweet kiss. Dragonfly shed tears.
God sighed: a. Do not necessarily have to love a person, but people have to have a good love him. Dragonfly you have on your shoulders?
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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Sunday, April 24, 2011
He really want to come back
hard a time of waiting, I finally put my heart hanging down.
husband disappeared for two days, sent a message in the afternoon. Today, the transitions that they. In fact, not too disappeared. As to call the afternoon before her husband told me. Say they want to transition the past two days. No signal at the foot of the mountain. May not play calls.
afternoon and her husband made an afternoon of information. Oh, very happy. Her husband sat in cars with a car nothing has been with me a message. He told me to come back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. I was asked to determine it? Her husband, can not. . . I do not dare hold much hope. Bouncing off fear. . . Oh
to call her husband at the time. Sure to tell me that he came back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. . . I heard really good happy.
a few minutes his cell phone did not say there is no electricity. Plot a hurry to hear him over the phone, said: silly Yuan. No electricity. I call you back. You. . . No waiting for him to finish up the phone cut off. .
hung up the phone I did not think about anything. Sitting quietly in front of the computer to play games. . Always thinking that her husband was about to see. Steal his giggle. Haha
After a while, the phone rings. Caller ID is a look at her husband. . I am going.
silly Yuan.
grace. Phone no electricity is not it? How you can play? I asked.
Zhao row it. He said that can only give me five minutes. Ha ha. Her husband said.
how he so stingy ah. Only five minutes to play. . . . . . Zhao Pai
I heard the yapping sounds. . Say to me in protest, said her husband was afraid it
me up. . So look for the phone to replace Zhao row their card to call me to say this evening that he was no electricity, no way to charge mobile phones. Told me to be good, Freeze thought, he gave me a call back. My husband and I said a lot. Zhao Pai provided far more than five minutes. . Haha
husband just is one month away. VI last month, he left here. . . Feeling took a long time, how it was over a month. . . Finally coming to an end. Her husband would be returning soon. Oh
In fact, he really loves me. His love has always been around me. Gave me a lot of happiness.
rain wear a raincoat when he will call me standing in the rain; winds. He wore a coat standing in the wind to call me. He would rather their plight is not willing to make me more upset.
more than a year. He did a lot of things that moved me. For me. He changed a lot, also paid a lot. I should be satisfied, should cherish him give me everything.
husband is really good to have you! !
feel very happy! !
husband disappeared for two days, sent a message in the afternoon. Today, the transitions that they. In fact, not too disappeared. As to call the afternoon before her husband told me. Say they want to transition the past two days. No signal at the foot of the mountain. May not play calls.
afternoon and her husband made an afternoon of information. Oh, very happy. Her husband sat in cars with a car nothing has been with me a message. He told me to come back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. I was asked to determine it? Her husband, can not. . . I do not dare hold much hope. Bouncing off fear. . . Oh
to call her husband at the time. Sure to tell me that he came back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. . . I heard really good happy.
a few minutes his cell phone did not say there is no electricity. Plot a hurry to hear him over the phone, said: silly Yuan. No electricity. I call you back. You. . . No waiting for him to finish up the phone cut off. .
hung up the phone I did not think about anything. Sitting quietly in front of the computer to play games. . Always thinking that her husband was about to see. Steal his giggle. Haha
After a while, the phone rings. Caller ID is a look at her husband. . I am going.
silly Yuan.
grace. Phone no electricity is not it? How you can play? I asked.
Zhao row it. He said that can only give me five minutes. Ha ha. Her husband said.
how he so stingy ah. Only five minutes to play. . . . . . Zhao Pai
I heard the yapping sounds. . Say to me in protest, said her husband was afraid it
me up. . So look for the phone to replace Zhao row their card to call me to say this evening that he was no electricity, no way to charge mobile phones. Told me to be good, Freeze thought, he gave me a call back. My husband and I said a lot. Zhao Pai provided far more than five minutes. . Haha
husband just is one month away. VI last month, he left here. . . Feeling took a long time, how it was over a month. . . Finally coming to an end. Her husband would be returning soon. Oh
In fact, he really loves me. His love has always been around me. Gave me a lot of happiness.
rain wear a raincoat when he will call me standing in the rain; winds. He wore a coat standing in the wind to call me. He would rather their plight is not willing to make me more upset.
more than a year. He did a lot of things that moved me. For me. He changed a lot, also paid a lot. I should be satisfied, should cherish him give me everything.
husband is really good to have you! !
feel very happy! !
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Straight Talk (super funny )
Today's society , the poor to eat meat , the rich eat them , eat the bastard leading cadres ; Male to high , F Xiangshou , Dressing one dog exposed flesh ; The first left past the husband, Now, woman left her husband ; Rural area, chicken calls , In the cities, people called Old actresses will not sell their bodies , New social actors sell their bodies entertainer ; Really want to up the wage More loving heart, a party Give the child a reward Dare to see my wife cried out Dare to try the seafood Liriodendron The leisure to go shopping Met a beautiful Xinyang Price has gone up results Everything is white like his mother had Without money, pigs Money, dogs Money , when to eat vegetables at home Money, in the hotel to eat vegetables . Money , when riding a bicycle on the road Money, ride a bike in the living room . When no money to get married Money when I wanted a divorce. Money when his wife and secretary , When the secretary and his wife money When money pretending to have money Pretend to have money when money Ah people who are not telling the truth ; That the right drug , are playing ; Say that money is the source of the crime , are fishing ; That beauty is a source of trouble , all you want ; Said standing above the crowd , all in climbing ; That alcohol harms the body , do not quit ; That heaven is good , do not go.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Shou- day love day
They are older, are blind know, actually in that age, met, fell in love, get married.
keep two people together, like the days of honey flow, has a sticky sweet. Two people hand in hand to buy food, came back with Zecai vegetables, according to recipes. He put some chicken, she then some sugar, a plate of vegetables, seven dirty eight elements of taste, they eat with relish. She went out to buy packets of salt also followed him, pretending she looks bored: Why always follow me? He said Xipixiaolian: afraid you ran with other people ah.
their endless lingering every night, whispering. They are all outside taciturn person; encounter with the elderly as bit long-winded, endless.
they fight once, two angry, do not say. Her work, received his text message: We used 30 years to find each other, love one day less one day, are you willing to love the time to the Cold War it? She suddenly felt tight, get right back to a bright smile.
he went to pick her unit, go to the library to pick her up to her friend's house to pick her up, and never stood across the road, always around to her located there, he was afraid of her to see themselves, regardless of the vehicle ran at risk. She does not travel, do not work overtime, hurried home after work; he did not socialize, do not go out, go home to honestly help her do housework, they spend all their time to fall in love.
that day, she and his petulance, ignore him, up against the bedroom door would not let him enter. He stood outside the door, apologized for doing good things, she still ignored him.
Later, he said: I give you his debut math right, the average life expectancy is 72 years, we recognize that the time has 30 years of age, less the time to work 8 hours a day, 1 hour a day on the road of time, sleep time 6 hours a day, to accompany their parents, friends, time to 10 hours per week to develop the child's time, 4 hours per day, as well as sick time, handling chores of the time ...... you calculate, how much time we have left love it? Love for one hour less one hour, you want to come back too late to fix.
she immediately opened the door, flew into his arms.
two people in love, keep the time together Just how long? If you love, you feel tight, will not fight, could not bear the separation of a minute.
keep two people together, like the days of honey flow, has a sticky sweet. Two people hand in hand to buy food, came back with Zecai vegetables, according to recipes. He put some chicken, she then some sugar, a plate of vegetables, seven dirty eight elements of taste, they eat with relish. She went out to buy packets of salt also followed him, pretending she looks bored: Why always follow me? He said Xipixiaolian: afraid you ran with other people ah.
their endless lingering every night, whispering. They are all outside taciturn person; encounter with the elderly as bit long-winded, endless.
they fight once, two angry, do not say. Her work, received his text message: We used 30 years to find each other, love one day less one day, are you willing to love the time to the Cold War it? She suddenly felt tight, get right back to a bright smile.
he went to pick her unit, go to the library to pick her up to her friend's house to pick her up, and never stood across the road, always around to her located there, he was afraid of her to see themselves, regardless of the vehicle ran at risk. She does not travel, do not work overtime, hurried home after work; he did not socialize, do not go out, go home to honestly help her do housework, they spend all their time to fall in love.
that day, she and his petulance, ignore him, up against the bedroom door would not let him enter. He stood outside the door, apologized for doing good things, she still ignored him.
Later, he said: I give you his debut math right, the average life expectancy is 72 years, we recognize that the time has 30 years of age, less the time to work 8 hours a day, 1 hour a day on the road of time, sleep time 6 hours a day, to accompany their parents, friends, time to 10 hours per week to develop the child's time, 4 hours per day, as well as sick time, handling chores of the time ...... you calculate, how much time we have left love it? Love for one hour less one hour, you want to come back too late to fix.
she immediately opened the door, flew into his arms.
two people in love, keep the time together Just how long? If you love, you feel tight, will not fight, could not bear the separation of a minute.
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