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And beauty sleep, excited to death !
and lovers sleep, dream life !
and ugly to sleep , rather die than live ! Miss
and sleep , you could die !
and sister to sleep , tired to death !
and his wife slept through the night pretending to be dead !
how are you going to die tonight ? . . .


Life : 0 -year-old debut appearances , 10 have grown up , 20 for love loss ,
30 basic orientation, beating 40 C, 50 looked round ,
60 retire and return home, 70 rubbing mahjong, 80 sun ,
90 bed and 100 on the wall ~ ~ ~ ~ born great. . .
miserable death ! So { The eat , the drink , failing not to put my heart ;
wash the bath , looking at the table , comfortable one second is one second }

man exclaimed: talented , long Ugly, long Shuai, earn less money and more , regardless of family ,
homely and good for nothing, promising not romantic, be romantic unreliable , and useless by the living .


woman lamented : no less than beautiful kitchen, the kitchen is not gentle, tender not assertive , independent not feminine ,
a feminine spend money , not spend money Non- fashion, fashion is not assured , rest assured can not see.


wife is a TV lover is the mobile phone, at home watching TV ,
go out with a cell phone , bankruptcy sell TV, make a fortune for mobile phone ,
occasionally watch TV all day, play phone, TV life No charge ,
phone arrears to stop.



three -year-old man is learning bad, hold the same love of singing the same generation ,
four -year-old man has learned the bad , take the next generation of singing later To love ,
the worst five -year-old man , holding the third generation , singing silly love. Hide full text ↑